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Come on., Billy Mays: Hurcules Hooks, that putty that can hold a brick, oxi clean, and god knows what else. Billy Mays!!! Funny, the guy doesn’t look 44. One is in prison, the other has his own show on the Discovery Channel... His last name is really Offer? -The real mystery is why did this surface today and not two months ago? This is actually an incredibly well-balanced prompt. He'd get trampled in a second. 10 dollars on Billy Mays. Mays pours liquid Oxiclean on the floor and Offer loses his footing, giving Mays barely enough time to separate the BCSS into its two components and cymbal-crash them into the head of Offer, who just can't take the abuse. Uh, abusing a client that just paid you 1000 dollars isn’t a good investment. Offer Shlomi (Hebrew: עֹפֶר שְׁלוֹמִי ‎; born April 25, 1964), better known as Vince Offer, Vince Shlomi, "The ShamWow Guy", or "The Slap Chop Guy", is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, director, writer, and comedian. It's just Mays and Offer now, but with the Shamwow handy, Offer regains his vision faster. Phil Swift gets to use Foamazing and his Flex Seal boat. Leonard Nimoy's Star Trek Memories video, and that... Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston call off the weddi... Song for Epileptic Dogs: Flight of the Conchords, The Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy - Alternative DVD Commentaries. Also Billy Mays has an awesome gangsta rap. They end up flat on the floor, dazed, but not defeated. Did you really need to pay for it? 2. (Benjamin Franklin was notorious for being a large man, which in his time, was considered a sign of wealth to show how well-fed you were. Mays is the winner in my book. Offer did. 2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop 2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean) 3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS thing... Tweet Join Drew and me for yet another rollicking adventure with all your favorite characters from all the Star Wars movies–because THEY ARE ALL Swift simply isn't swift enough to swing that boat without consequence. -This whole scene seems like something out of a Mel Brooks movie. To their surprise, Swift is prepared and shoots Foamazing directly into their faces! Final fight of R1 starts with Swift running for cover under the FlexSeal boat. Depending on the version, he can throw it in liquid or powder form, which might also impair his own performance. And just for kicks, a great Billy Mays video: Billy Mays is a legend, but you gotta love Vince's nuts.This is truly a battle for the ages. Mays kayoes Swift with the BCSS, then sets his sights on Offer, who has Shamwow'ed his face clean. Swift gets points for Foamazing's incredible 12-foot, possibly irritating spray range, giving him an initial advantage over the other two. Offer throws a Schticky at Swift, who hides under his inverted FlexSeal boat. I would still go with Billy Mays as the superior. Vince actually is a huge douchebag. Vince has a sword made of schticky and a shamwow shield. Confident, but controlled physicality. Man, he comes off as such a diva. Uh, does she have some kind of lock on her tongue that resists blows to the head? The BCSS is also a very effective hand weapon. Bonus round! Both people are douchebags. He had some pretty convincing points as to why Billy Mays is the better pitchman. Phil Swift vs Billy Mays vs Vince Offer. Motivator: Create your own motivational posters. Here are two similar products being offered and done with different products. Plus whenever I heard BILLY MAYS HERE! Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > John John Banned. Categories: Entertainment. Ahh, if only we were allowed to post ED articles on GameSpot. Vince Offer vs. Billy Mays Round III (The Hooker Bust), Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue)). His FlexSeal boat is useless except as a shield on land, and worthless as a blunt weapon. -She bit his tongue. Phil Swift opens by shooting Foamazing at Vince Offer, whom he deems to be the faster and more dangerous of the two. Tags: offer battles versus vince towel billy shamwow mays zorbeez. Barry Scott joins the fight and has access to his Bang! Perhaps the Scientology guys made an unholy alliance with Billy Mays to set Vince up. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Have you all seen the ad for Slap Chop? You don’t F’ with the Oxy Clean guy, Vince.”. Every time I see that Shamwow commercial, I have to force myself not to buy it. HERE. Phil Swift vs Billy Mays vs Vince Offer. You all DO know Billy Mays is dead... right? -Somewhere, Billy Mays is laughing his ass off. Mays pioneered many different products whereas Offer is still nothing more than the Sham Wow guy. Mays partner is still better than Offer. Vince loses because of his retarded fucking "last name." Besides, Offer really isn't all that good. Make sure to check out the mugshot of the “Working Girl”. Come join our discussions, post your own battles and kick some ass! It isn’t like he asked for it. 1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball. Vince Offer of Shamwow and Billy Mays of Zorbeez duke it out for absorbent towel supremacy and you can vote... Vince Offer of Shamwow and Billy Mays of Zorbeez duke it out for absorbent towel supremacy and you can vote for the winner with your hard-earned dollars. Maybe if there was a DVD in it for him. Given that definition, the tongue biting and beating would definitely not be on the menu. Close. Mays and Offer fight, but without his Schticky Offer can't resist the BCSS. Wow, Billy Mays is pretty much solid in this competition. © 2020 GIANT BOMB, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. Of course of the two products, ShamWow is far more iconic. AOC + Kate Mulgrew R1 Fight3 Victor and YOUR WINNER: BILLY MAYS. Yeah, but to be fair, she was actually sort of hot. It’s like me going to Macdonald’s and ordering super-sized fries and having the counter lady slapping them out of my hand after I paid her. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. You’ll a lot a miles out of ‘Low mileage pitwoofies’ on being the Shamwow guy. I can't wait for Jakob to get on this topic. Unless the deal involved using his Slap-Chop. Did you really need to pay for it? Ultimate battle of sales men, who will win in this world of extreme marketing. Casual. Wow, that guy was made for advertising! *NEWS* One of those little questionnaires just to dip a toe back into blogging. KA-BAM! "Wait till they get a load a me". Vince Offer 22% . If you love to imagine the planet-exploding battles of the fictional gods who will never be, taking pointless knowledge gathered from a life spent reading and gaming and swinging it like a gladiator's sword in discussions on reddit... then welcome home, my friend. @cspiffo said: RIP Billy Mays. Offer knocks out Mays by smothering him with a Shamwow. He's got the unbeatable strength of oxi clean, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the whowouldwin community. I was trying to find it for a while. He attempts to continue, but eventually has to dodge so many blind flailing attacks from both Mays and Offer that he trips and falls into his boat, where he accidentally knocks himself out! Billy Mays (salesman)=Willy Mays (Hall Of Fame baseball player). The music during the faceoff is Ironside by Quincy Jones. There won't be enough zorbies or shamwows to clean up the blood when Mr. Mays is done. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Instead, it tells us that he's annoying the hell out of us just to persuade us to buy stuff that he knows is crap. Billy Mays is a veteran of the industry but Vince Offer is upcoming player with noted products such as ShamWow and SlapChop. Offer starts whipping Swift with his Shamwow until Swift is overcome and ends up in a sleeper hold courtesy of Offer. I have lost respect for him after watching that. Poll Billy Mays vs Vince Offer vs Phil Swift (9 votes) Billy Mays 44% . I don't know how many people will ultimately read this post. Discussion in 'General' started by John John, Dec 5, 2008. okay, that makes sense now. Cuz a lot of you are referring to him as if he still walks among us. ((Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. It has been a Even The Horse Showed It's Sympathy For The Girl Who Just Couldn't Climb Up, Little Boy Trying To Impress A Girl With A Baseball, When Mistakes Are Too Grave Not To Notice, If You Look Once, You'll Miss Out On Stuff, Some People Are Definitely Mentally Alien, A Heaven Claustrophobic People Can't Enjoy, Construction Failures That Bring Stupid Shame, Riding Motorcycles Isn't Everyone's Cup Of Tea, Dog Wearing A Tiara With Real Butterflies. Mays didn't make his way to the Aussie shores. © 2020 Metacafe, LLC. Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Phil Swift: Rather doughy appearance, non-threatening behavior. Console Launchapalooza: The PlayStation 5, Console Launchapalooza: The Xbox Series X. Here are a few points worth mentioning here. I'm a Offer man. Then again, with a name like 'Offer' he can probably knock the price down. Vince is worse, for one simple reason. the difference is Billy Mays is good at this, the other is a total fucking lunatic.

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